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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to pass the time on Tatooine? Watch the Dagobah"
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"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
"What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !"
"I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny. I said, ""What's up, punk?"" ""Nothing,"" he replied, ""I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."""
"A guy was so bored he broke a watch with his bare hands. Then he said ""i've got too much time on my hands"""
"What's good on pizza, but not on dick? Cheese"
"What spice is the most welcoming? Cumin"
"What can conspiracy theorists never explain? They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that"
"Someone stole my watch and stepped on it. I beat them up. I swore to myself that day that that would never happen again. Not on my watch."
"Jared Fogle says, ""Spell 'Tuna Sub' backwards and that's what I'll do in your kid's face"""