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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."
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"How do you make an archeologist mad? Give them a bloody tampon and ask what period it's from"
"The guy who invented the ""hokey pokey"" died recently. . . . I heard they had a hard time getting him into the coffin."
"""Flight 1234 for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.."" ""But Center we are at 35000 feet how much noise can we make up here?"" ""Sir have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"""
"Not all that glitters is gold. Take, for instance, glitter."
"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""
"Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts. So Disappointed."
"Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet."
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"What do you call a fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather. (_)"