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Joke of the Day
"A Termite Walks Into A Bar and Asks, ""Is the Bar Tender Here?"""
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"What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day."
"Best joke ever? my life"
"How do you organize wet books? With the mildewy decimal system!"
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb ? Just Juan."
"Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is."
"How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant? As much as you can curry."
"He called me passive aggressive. I just smiled and left. Cut his brake lines on the way out for good measure, though."
"Very sick man asks the doctor, ""how long do I have?"" The doctor replies ""10."" ""10? 10 years? 10 months? 10 what?"" ""9...8...7..."""
"There is no dialog in the first half-an-hour of Mad Max:Fury Road...(no spoilers) ...'cept all the blacks yip-yappin' in the theater."