201104

Joke of the Day

"Psych visit A guys shows up at a psychiatrist's office nude, wrapped in celophane. The doctor says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."

"Wiping your ass is a lot like approaching a traffic light... Red means stop."

"Got busted for shoplifting once in Canada and had to deal with their whole irritating Good Cop/Great Cop routine."

"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."

"Oral makes your whole day... But anal makes your hole weak!"

"Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa."

"*camera pans to a pair of sneakers hanging over a power line* *Sean Connery takes a long drag of his cigarette* ""It was a... shoeishide"""

"Yo Mama so Old... She pre-ordered the BIble!"

"There once was a Little Girl named Sue... She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits suicide. Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Cause the pee is silent."