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Joke of the Day
"So far, too much day and too little hump."
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"my life is a joke with no punchline"
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"Black humor never gets old ...just like african people"
"Car trouble, miss? Allow me to squint, and posture heroically while staring at your labyrinthine engine as panic cascades through my spine."
"""honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?"" ""who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?"""
"Sometimes I end up watching cartoons after my kids have left the room. On a related note, has anyone seen my kids?"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his neck."
"Why are most runners single? At best they're ASICS."