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Joke of the Day

"A joke about rehab and people who think they are better than you...and horses? That horse you're on needs to go to rehab, because he is FUCKING HIGH!"

"What do you call a silent cow canned beef"

"""Damn girl are you a dam, girl? Cuz your water just broke haha"" yes we will go to the hospital in a minute honey, jesus christ im tweeting"

"Why is (or isn't) it okay to make jokes about rape?"

"Bosses get a lot less demanding when you bring a sword to work"

"Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework? He was on crystal math."

"What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke? ...she shattered his jaw!"

"I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph... I think they were plotting something."

"HER:He doesn't trust me. THERAPIST:How so? HER:He's always spying on me. ME (dressed as Therapist):Really? THERAPIST:WTF HER:WTF ME:WTF"

"What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries"