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Joke of the Day
"Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework? He was on crystal math."
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"I held an orgy for my sexual dysfunction class last night. Nobody came."
"How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away his credit card."
"Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're all actually good people."
"Tiger Woods: cool name, scary place"
"Good marriage requires communication: My wife tells me I'm wrong, and I tell her she's right."
"Come Party! I tried to host a bukakke party... but nobody came."
"""You want me to copy AND paste a link? I am not made of time, good sir!"" Humanity, 2011"
"I'm sick of having to pick up women's jaws after I walk into rooms."
"Fuck a horse.... Enjoy a stable relationship"