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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a silent cow canned beef"

"I heard the kid who fell into the gorilla pit was actually trying to get the jewelry his mother dropped. He didn't get the gold but he got the silver back."

"Poke joke Knock knock? who's there? Shaymin. Shaymin who? Shame in you!"

"They said Brexit would let us get closer to non-EU countries. They were right, we now have more in common with Zimbabwe than ever before."

"What did one British tampon say to the other British tampon? We're bloody-well stuffed."

"I wonder who I'll be racist against when I'm elderly. I hope it's robots!!"

"Where do burgers go to dance At the MEATBALL U !FOOKERS!"

"What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU? Women Say the Darndest Things"

"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"

"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"