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Joke of the Day

"I don't have black, Mexican, or Asian friends... But some of my friends are a bit more shady than others."

"What do you call an angry German? A sauerkraut"

"ROUGE ONE SPOILERS!!! Screen fades to black at the end and a bunch of names start scrolling up."

"Necrophilia Beer: ""Sit back and crack open a cold one."""

"What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk? My zipper."

"What is brown and sticky? A stick"

"Knock knock... ""Who's there"" ""Ya mum"""

"When Snoop Dogg was born, he had 3pounds .. in his possession."

"""Errors in pronunciation eventually become part of the language if used widely enough over a long period of time"" linguists, supposably"

"Money is a good servant... ... but a bad master."