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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your gf is getting fat? When she fits into your wifes clothes"
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"Can I ask you a quick question? What is the quickest way to the front page?"
"Why were the baker's hands brown? Because he kneaded a poo."
"What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn? Euripides, Eumenides"
"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !"
"If a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, they call him a stallion. If a stallion sleeps with a bunch of girls, they shut that riding school down."
"Don't argue with strangers on the Internet. Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen."
"*When I see someone else jaywalk* ""What an idiot."" *When I jaywalk* ""I am a trained professional. Do not attempt this yourself."""
"I predict futuristic fiction will become very popular. Nope, just an example of futuristic fiction. It wasn't that great because that's what futuristic fiction is like."