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Joke of the Day
"Dear Airlines, We never really turn the phones off. Signed, Everyone"
Next Joke
"I got athlete's foot... I don't even work out, so I was flattered."
"I have conversational ninja skills... People don't notice when I'm talking."
"Did you hear that the band members of No Doubt have announced they are moving forward without Gwen Stefani. It is reported they will now go by the name ""Some Doubt""."
"Cop behind me just turned. Best unfollow ever."
"If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe"
"If actions speak louder than words, then why is it the thought that counts?"
"Red sky at night shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning... Your barn's on fire."
"When women reach a certain age they start accumulating cats This is known as many paws"
"Knock knock Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you."