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Joke of the Day

"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."

"He who fights with lobsters must take care not to become a lobster. For when you gaze long into the bisque, the bisque also gazes into you."

"For as long as I can remember... ...I have had memories"

"Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? (In a tone like you have no idea) ""No bunny nose"" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend"

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"Everyone at the office is going crazy because I faxed someone a hot dog"

"After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies I can't decide which actor is superior, Tom Hanks in ""Saving Private Ryan"" or Sarah Jessica Parker in ""War Horse."""

"A termite walks into a bar And asks ,"" Is the bar tender here?"

"Me: Where the hell are you going with those balloons? 4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons?! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons"

"How is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do all the work and a fat guy in a suit gets all the credit."