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Joke of the Day
"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."
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"It's amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff."
"I seasoned my beef with too much salt I'm salty."
"A guy at work fell into our upholstery machine a week ago Don't worry, he's fully re-covered"
"What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender loving hare."
"Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month. Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month."
"My favorite book is a Stephen King novel... but you've probably never heard of It"
"I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia."
"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."
"What do you call a dog that doesn't eat meat? A vegiterrier!"