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Joke of the Day
"Mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop Called Monsters Ink"
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"[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this? [next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"The FBI announce Hillary's indictment on April Fools"
"What do you find in between the tits of an old woman that you won't find in between those of a young woman? A belly button."
"All dogs go to heaven... But all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts"
"Why cant Gingers make shoes? They wouldn't have a sole."
"Do you want to know what's really annoying? [deleted]"
"What's the difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ..."
"She's a cosmetologist, bro. Astronaut stuff."