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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure how messed up this is. What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims? Kids say the darnedest things."

"A dad walks into a room seeing his daughter masterbating with a cucumber. He said: ""I was gonna eat that, now it taste like cucumber"""

"My Arabic neighbours are expecting.....they are having Ha-bibi."

"I'm going to wait until lots of ppl get tattoos of my characters, then suddenly make my comic really racist and horrible"

"There's seldom a fun word that follows ""early onset."""

"Never give a baby alcohol unless you want him to go on and on about, ""the blacks."" Racist fucking babies."

"What's an amphibian's favorite musician? John Frogerty"

"I knew a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any kids? Because he only gets to come once a year and thats down a chimney."

"WWII was just all the people w/ time machines who went back in time to kill hitler fighting the time travelers who wanted to protect hitler"