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Joke of the Day
"what does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back **FOUR SECONDS**!"
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"You know what I love about having kids? Not having them."
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"[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning"
"If you work for Samsung.. does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?"
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