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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? 'Cause you get triggered from the smallest of things"

"Barista: Name? Me: Lotta Sexhaver *wink* *Time passes* Barista: Got a latte for Virgin McLiar"

"My city is holding their annual incest competition... I've entered my sister..."

"I didn't like my new haircut But then it grew on me"

"What do peasants do in their spare time? They serf"

"If evolution were real you'd think my body would've learned how to be drunk on its own by now."

"If your name got called on The Price is Right, it'd be fun to scream, jump up and down, and then run full speed out of the studio"

"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."

"Did you guys hear about Joan Rivers? The mortuary got $32 at the recycling center for her body."

"Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights? Because he was soda-pressing"