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Joke of the Day
"[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning"
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"I heard that San Francisco had to change their team name to the 29ers this year... because 20 of them left in the offseason."
"How do you call an insanely rich proton that spent all of his money to become an electron? Ex centric"
"Why did Jesus cross the road? Somebody nailed him to a chicken."
"If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me."
"(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists? Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher."
"How does Jesus like his hotwings? Tinder and Mild."
"I'll take ""Much ado"" for $1000, Alex. Answer: ""John Wayne...Jeff Bridges... Donald Trump."" ""Who are The Duke, The Dude, and The Douche."""
"Everytime I text my new boss, his only response is FU! I should have expected it. They all told me he was a man of few words."
"if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects,how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?"