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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when frankenstein's monster's wife gets her period? Her monstrual cycle"

"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."

"Went to the doctor the other day, he told me I had to stop lap-dancing. I asked him why and he said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"Why was Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."

"What do Ken Jennings and OJ Simpson have in common? they both killed at double jeopardy!"

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the award? He was out standing in his field."

"Who was the only president that was not guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"Watching ""Wizard of Oz"". I'd forgotten how the neighbor wants to kill Toto and Auntie Em and Uncle Henry were fine with it. Family fun!"

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"

"What is the definision of mixed feelings? When your wife says that you have the largest in your street."