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Joke of the Day
"Sex is like Poker... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!"
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"Someone recently broke in to my nan's flat and stole her precious limbo trophy... How low can you get?"
"Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children"
"Air Conditioning is pretty cool"
"I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic... or else I'm going to get audited soon"
"Kid, ""Mom, Dad, I'm in love with a gopher from a funny animal video."" Parent, ""The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Allen! Allen! Allen! Steve!"""
"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."
"I'm not racist. I'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"What do you call a sketchy place in Italy? The ""spaghetto"""
"Jared Fogle's defense in court. He was just trying to get off."