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Joke of the Day
"Let's make this house party... a *home* party."
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"Texts: Cool! What does it say? Emails: Oh God... what do they want? Phone call: I basically assume someone has died."
"What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank? Urine over your head!"
"What is Superman when he removes his suit? Man."
"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last guy who had a dream got shot"
"People are always asking me why I named my pet newt 'Tiny' It's because he's my newt. ^minute ^^means ^^^small"
"TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going ""Band? We thought you said ban"" TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?"
"I'm glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done"
"When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them. You can say I'm passive, aggressive."