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Joke of the Day
"How much do all the bones in the human body weigh? A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out."
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"Chris Christie's Favorite New Dessert??? Impeach Cobbler"
"TERRORISM ALERT!!! I'm gonna blow up the comments section"
"37yo husband just bought himself clothes from Hollister. Please keep my family in your thoughts during this difficult time."
"Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store"
"Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills? they get all over the sheets."
"Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead? - Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills"
"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep his nuts dry"
"I caught my wife cheating with the neighbor last night They are both banned from being the banker during monopoly game night now. That will teach them to sleep together."
"What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice? ""REPOST!"""