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Joke of the Day
"Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills? they get all over the sheets."
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"News says there were a ""record number of marijuana seizures"" in 2015. Weird ... after all these decades I've never had a single seizure."
"What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire? Politics."
"Took a class at Trump University but ... ... the textbook had four Chapter 11s."
"I got a job installing elevators It's some next level shit"
"Why is it so windy in Texas? because New Mexico blows and Oklahoma sucks"
"Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men."
"What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution? Something you do for the first week of the new year."
"Just once I want to see a marathon winner cross the finish line and immediately fire up a cigarette."
"There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers."