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Joke of the Day

"37yo husband just bought himself clothes from Hollister. Please keep my family in your thoughts during this difficult time."

"My dad: See, when you said you'd met a ""special someone"" we thought... Me: Go on. My dad: Me: [taking hold of the penguin's flipper] GO ON."

"I'm gonna date the first guy to come out of this ""Free STD Screenings!"" van. #goodplan"

"'Not Actual Game Footage' 'Translation' 'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game'"

"Black Friday deals but at the pharmacy"

"Why was six afraid of seven Because Jenny is a hoe"

"You can remove a book's appendix without any problem. But spinal damage is usually fatal."

"What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like? Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto"

"going to park my car in the middle of this intersection until someone tells me I'm pretty"

"The world's largest info tech company has merged with a mobile accessories company, but refuses to share a name with them. And they're not even sorry about it. Nope, they're not Apple-Logitech."