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Joke of the Day

"Why did god give Women legs? So they didn't leave slug trails. My father told me that when I was 8 years old."

"Would the Government cope in a zombie apocalypse? Vacant, horrible, disoriented people stumbling around without purpose. Plus the zombies."

"Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption ""Summer is finally here!"" or we wouldn't have known it's summer."

"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time somebody yelled, ""GET DOWN!"" they'd get up and dance."

"Do you know why police dogs are called the K-9? Because if it were called the K-10, they would be police cats"

"What did one fly say to the other? 'your man is down'"

"How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !"

"DUDE: first of all ME: oh shit this dude's about to make more than one point"

"What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her? Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry.."

"What is blurrier the more you squint? Everything."