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"DUDE: first of all ME: oh shit this dude's about to make more than one point"
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"Why is Germany taking in immigrants because they have the camps."
"I have only ever completed 2 successful high-fives."
"If something happened to me today, my legacy would be how much my kids say ""like"""
"Wife: I lost my day planner. Me: Not in your briefcase? W: No. I looked EVERYWHERE. M: Well it looks like you've got a hidden agenda W:"
"I just got back from Paris It was a blast."
"What do you call a naked blond standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath."
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"Confucius says... ""He who goes to bed with an itchy butt, wakes up with chicken fingers!"""
"Mum could you write me a P.E. note? dear miss My daughter has requested i write a note for P.E. hear it is.. I found this funny i found it on the mirrors website, like this actually happened ha"