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Joke of the Day

"DUDE: first of all ME: oh shit this dude's about to make more than one point"

"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out"

"Why was the beaver mad because no one came to his damn party."

"Driving Have you ever been driving down the road and you flick a cig out of the window, then a few minutes later you smell something and turn around to see your nan fingering herself in the back seat?"

"12 of my favorite anti-jokes"

"Girlfriends are like Gym Memberships You have it, you just never pay attention to it."

"I HAD A PANIC ROOM INSTALLED AND THEN I CAME IN AND NOW I'M TERRIFIED TO LEAVE OMG WHY DID I DO THIS?!"

"So I visited www.optrex.co.uk... That was a site for sore eyes."

"Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog ""NO!"" and then more quietly, ""We talked about this!"""

"I beat off with a hammer cuz I'm bad to the bone."