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Joke of the Day

"What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her? Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry.."

"What's Medusa's favorite cheese? Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola"

"If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting... ...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista."

"A piece of ham Ham is ham. The end"

"""Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."""

"If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it."

"Do you know why I love working out? Because I always feel like a weight has been lifted."

"Asked for ""change for a dollar"" at the Dollar Store and they just gave me a different dollar."

"My sex life and gaming life are pretty similar. I play a lot of single player."

"Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit"