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Joke of the Day

"What is blurrier the more you squint? Everything."

"Do old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."

"The word on the street is... ...yield. -&y (of course my corny self wrote that.)"

"Can clocks keep secrets? Time will tell."

"What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine? **An immigrant.**"

"I pet my dog and she started to purr. Thought I should lay off the drugs until I realized the cat was sitting behind her."

"(Anxiety/Depression joke) I'm always exhausted... except for my nervous energy."

"Hear about the porno in a hot air baloon? It was fucked up."

"Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit."

"What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker"