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Joke of the Day
"I love meeting new people. Meating. I love meating new people."
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"What do you call a pallbearer from Oklahoma? A Karaoke"
"the real people to blame for 911 I heard it was two irish carpenter s paddy and mick fitting doors on the 60th floor paddy told mick to get a plain n take some of the top. Mick misinterpreted"
"What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air? See you on the flip side."
"Every store should have one line for people who have their shit together."
"Things I need now because of Twitter: 1. A cat 2. A beard 3. Printer for Avis 4. Duct tape 5. Rope 6. Gas card"
"I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin... I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin. They brought me 3."
"Home Work Jokes jemi:Teacher,would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher,ofcourse not. Jemi:Good because I didn't do my home work."
"JFK jokes aren't funny yet And that just blows my mind"
"son I heard u praying for grandma. look that's nice *clears throat* but daddy's tweets need prayers too. im in a RT dry spell right now, son"