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Joke of the Day
"Every store should have one line for people who have their shit together."
Next Joke
"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."
"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm"
"That would be weird if a pirate got a mastectomy... wooden tit."
"How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents? Meat patty"
"A chicken lays a man on the floor Which came first?"
"DOCTOR: studies show that social media use reduces attention span ME: that's hard to believe DOCTOR: are you checking your phone? ME: what?"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"
"What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims? Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah"
"How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves? She fell out of the tree."