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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pallbearer from Oklahoma? A Karaoke"
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"I just got laid. But don't worry, I was totally thinking about you guys the whole time."
"Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair."
"Why's the camel considered the submarine of the desert? Because they're filled with iraqi semen"
"I have an addiction to Mexican food. But I don't like to taco bout it."
"They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama.... The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen"
"how did one droid flirt with the other droid ""hey bb"""
"I always love the reaction I get after I cannonball into a public pool. ""OMG, Where's my baby!?"""
"Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language."
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"