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Joke of the Day
"JFK jokes aren't funny yet And that just blows my mind"
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"I once dated a girl who had 12 nipples. Sounds pretty crazy, dozentit?"
"A MAN IS WALKING BY A TRASHCAN AND SMELLS SOMETHING BAD He was relaxed to find it was just an indian"
"Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!"
"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other side."
"New TomTom voice over I got a new TomTom and changed his voice to Chewbacca. Left is BRRRRRRRRRRR and right is BRRRRRRRRRRR And when I'm at my distination : i still dont know"
"What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand? Hobos"
"Mom filled up the refrigerator ... we could say that it had a pretty productive day."
"Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road? To get to the other Sayid."
"""Oh my god, I've...I've never seen anything like this before. This is incredible"" - me looking at a boob"