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Joke of the Day

"I found a new way to get my wife to wash the car. When ever it gets dusty I write the following on it: ""I wish my Wife was this Dirty""."

"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"

"What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss? ""I'm not lichen this!'"

"My favourite thing about Pedophilia jokes... Is that they never get old!"

"The five senses are touch, smell, sight, hearing, and..... It's on the tip of my tongue..."

"A leper man has sex with a hooker. Keep the tip, he says afterwards."

"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."

"Why do penguins never go to England? Because they're afraid of Wales!"

"Bath time without my phone: 10 minutes Bath time with my phone: 45 minutes 75 retweets 1 wrinkly baby"

"When I find myself saying something stupid, I finish by saying ""in this economy"" because that resonates with people in this economy."