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Joke of the Day
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's Fingers"
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"I walked into the Reddit restaurant. All the servers were busy."
"it is hard to b scared of a angry person once u realize that they just wanted to tie a knot but insted of using string they used their arms"
"How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter? Annie Mae"
"I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate"
"""Can we have 'Punctuation Sex' tonight?"" I asked the wife. ""What do you mean, 'Punctuation Sex?"" she queried. ""It's where I put my semi in your colon ..."""
"Trump: ""Knock knock"" Hillary: ""Who's there?"" Trump: ""Interrupting Donald Trump"" Hillary: ""Interrupting Donald Tr-"" Trump: ""WRONG"""
"I heard someone say their podcast was on ""hiatus"", guess that sounds better than ""my mom took away my laptop""."
"I don't like nosey peppers they get Jalapeno buisness"
"I think cheese gets sweaty because it's hard sitting around being delicious."