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Joke of the Day

"If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me."

"What do you call a nice Jewish Lyft driver? an Uber Mensch."

"My dog jumps so much, I think she might have a disease Seems like leaprosy"

"Maybe teenagers just aren't strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat"

"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa!"

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""Unionize""."

"Did you hear about the house that lesbians built? It's all tongue in groove."

"A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese spend the evening drinking in a bar. Who picks up the tab? The German."

"Do you know how I got out of Persia? Iran."

"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"