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Joke of the Day

"Marvel announce the new Thor is female, to show that women are equal. Issue 1 sees Thor return the hammer back to her husband's toolbox."

"Turns out an At Home DNA test is not a good baby shower gift"

"Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree? It was taped."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck!"

"What's the best thing about being a Shemale Can participate in mixed doubles alone"

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."

"I hope this free massage guy from craigslist is on time."

"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."

"How Long is a chinaman"

"Taking to people about your child abuse experience is the toughest part. The last time i did it, i had to spend 7 years in jail."