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Joke of the Day

"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."

"A Scotsman walks out of a bar. ..."

"The Knicks ....that's all"

"*Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*"

"When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer? *edit Thanks Kikifoun_Unui... not my main language T_T"

"Whenever I'm on a flight and a bald person sits next to me, it takes a ton of willpower not to draw on their head when they are sleep."

"Royal Canadian Mounted Police (""Mountie"") joke Did you hear about the near-sighted Mountie?...He tied his whistle to a tree and blew his horse."

"How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet."

"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself"

"What do you call a Amish man with his arm up a horses arse A mechanic"