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Joke of the Day
"I hope this free massage guy from craigslist is on time."
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"Everyone's gynecologist uses the term battle damage,' right?"
"Ducky from NCIS clones himself and he and his clone walk into a bar and sit by Maverick's wingman at the bar...... The bartender walks up and says ""Duck...Duck....Goose..""."
"Girl asks a guy... How big he thinks her boobs are, he replies, ""looks like im gonna have to do an inbreastigation!"""
"What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas? He'd be an illegal alien."
"Last night my girlfriend asked me ""Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?"" What I actually heard was ""Do you want a fight?"""
"woman driver I was on my way to work today, when I saw a woman driving with her hazard lights on. I thought to myself, ""At least she's honest."""
"Why do mice have such small balls? Because not many of them know how to dance."
"Gf: am I pretty or ugly? Bf: you're both hun :) Gf: what do you mean both? Bf: you're pretty ugly."
"TRUMP: She's too scripted HILLARY (reading from teleprompter): Mr. Trump, (voice steadily rising) Adobe Reader is ready to update"