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Joke of the Day

"Turns out an At Home DNA test is not a good baby shower gift"

"Violets are blue, roses are red Violets are blue, roses are red. We're doing it backwards, That's what she said."

"Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor."

"For my birthday... For my birthday I got myself glasses. So my observational comedy's really improved"

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"I swear I saw a guy earlier today that had no chin and all I could think about was, how does he put on pillow cases?"

"Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!"

"When I meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It's a real icebreaker."

"I can't stop watching this TV series on the history of the Black Monks It's been addicting"

"I can see Alaska from my window and I live in [Joisey!] (http://newyork.cbslocal.com/photo-galleries/2016/01/23/blizzard-2016-brings-flooding-snow-to-new-jersey/)"