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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? A: He wanted to see time fly."
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"Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs."
"Capital letters are important. It can be the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"
"My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta... Yuk yuk yuk"
"""only watch up to two hours of tv a day"" oh well i dont have time to watch tv because i stay on the internet all day so im good and healthy"
"'Failed to send tweet,' is Twitter's polite way of saying, 'Dude..'"
"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."
"Did you hear about how James Bond slept through an earthquake? He was shaken, not stirred."
"How do you get a blonde on the roof? Say the drinks are on the house"