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Joke of the Day
"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."
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"maybe if we start calling abortions ""debortations"" republicans will support them?"
"I killed 3 men yesterday... All 5 of them were black."
"[interview] BOSS: So you have zero experience? ME: Hire me & I'll give u a sweet nickname B: That's absurd.. ME: Lazerwolf B: Welcome aboard"
"Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them."
"Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'"
"Yo momma's house so dirty When she smokes a cigarette, she turns it around to put it in the ashtray."
"The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor."
"It's amazing, when a dog licks its own arse it's perfectly normal. But when I do it... I get arrested for bestiality."
"Good for you when one door closes & another door opens. For the rest of us that usually means we're in jail."