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Joke of the Day
"Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs."
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"Photographer with really bad eyesight is the happiest because he doesn't need any lenses to see perfect bokeh."
"Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor."
"Doctor: you gotta cut back on the drinking Me: but why? D:*lifts up x-ray* says here your liver has officially been sponsored by Grey Goose"
"I told my wife we are all reincarnated, but MUST come back as a different creature. She said she wanted to come back as a cow..... .... then I said: ""You obviously haven't been listening""."
"""Did you know Jesus was a carpenter?"" -every carpenter, 100 times a day."
"How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed? An hour after its landed its still whining."
"I usually piss in my shower combo to save on water But I should really stop taking baths they are so wasteful."
"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."
"the ideal number of pillows should be on a bed is 6-10."