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Joke of the Day

"Sheryl Crow singing the national anthem"

"I'm getting so pissed off with my new psychiatrist. I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money."

"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"

"Stupidity: Running over a string 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, looking at it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance."

"When someone gets playfully thrown into a swimming pool on TV, all I can do is worry if they have their cell phone in their pocket."

"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!!!"

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Why the long face ?"""

"My friend is anti-semantic... He never writes anymore edit: (semantic refers to words for those who don't get it.)"

"The children of Amazon cannibal tribes think Chuck Norris is the Easter Bunny because he hides body parts for them to find every Easter morning."

"DOUBLE VISION Breasts are proof that men can concentrate on 2 things at once"