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Joke of the Day

"DOUBLE VISION Breasts are proof that men can concentrate on 2 things at once"

"Made a cool logo for /r/jokes Ya like it ? "

"American insults must be awkward in french The word douche in douchebag translates to shower"

"Guess who doesn't want to hear your kid sing? Everyone. The answer is everyone, so stop it."

"5 missed calls from my mom. Frantically called her back, expecting tragedy; nope, wallets are on sale at Kohl's."

"It's that pottery scene from Ghost except it's me standing behind the Subway sandwich artist helping him make my sandwich."

"Interview with Hitler When asked whether or not he would repeat the Holocaust again. Hitler replied.... Fuhrer sure!!!!"

"Her: *smiles* You fill those out very nicely. Me: (looks at jeans)Thanks. Bank Teller: Sir, could you please pass back the forms? Me: Ohh!"

"I pitched my movie idea to a producer . It was about a kid who found out his transgender uncle was a superhero. I called it Auntman, the producer didn't get the idea, because he was black..."

"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? .................. Exactly!"