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Joke of the Day

"The children of Amazon cannibal tribes think Chuck Norris is the Easter Bunny because he hides body parts for them to find every Easter morning."

"The color of our skin was never important. We all are equal. unless you are orange from that self tan cream. Then we don't speak with you"

"If a girl is standing and shouting through the sunroof of a limo, that limo has turned on its slut siren."

"What does a shaved otter look like? Odder... Sorry"

"If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom? European"

"Why are there no nice cars in heaven? Because abortions float."

"Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? Reddit servers."

"I went to the zoo last week and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"My life is a result of ""it seemed like a good idea at the time."""

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."