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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"

"How do you kill a Mormon? Bore them to death."

"Donald Trump's chief speechwriter is a random deck from Cards Against Humanity."

"Why do Welsh farmers .... Why do Welsh farmers tend to have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back"

"'I'm not going to school today' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly you're 35 years old. Secondly you're the principal.'"

"What does Iron Butterfly put in their margaritas? It's agave tequila, honey."

"My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water.... ....she means well"

"I'm going to open a restaurant and call it I Don't Care. So us men can finally take u women to the place u want to go to when we ask"

"A guy comes in a bar My bad, it's actually a horse. So a guy comes in a horse..."

"billy joel: we didn't start the fire detective: I haven't mentioned a fire billy joel: shit"