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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"

"What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus? I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton."

"New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: ""Come out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium."""

"When I was a kid I used to ask my my papa... ""Whatcha doin?"" Papa would say, ""I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS."" Best advice ever."

"Sex while camping... It's in tents."

"I see fewer cats on my front page. I've been told that Curiosity killed them."

"My anti-social behavior reached a new high today when I was un-invited to a wedding, and it made my day."

"Adele has announced that she will be singing the theme for the next James Bond film. Diet Another Day will be released in 2014."

"A guys asks his grandpa how come he still calls his wife ""darling"" after being married for over 60 years. the grandpa says : shush it, I forgot her name 30 years ago."

"Reddit is really a green community, Considering all the recycled content that's on here."