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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter."

"Priest: Do you take this woman to be your wife? Me: ""I do"" Priest: Ok can you say it again without using finger quotes while you do it"

"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."

"You know what would be ironic? If People were made of irons."

"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."

"Do you know what the women are saying after an orgasm... Apparently you don't know..."

"I made you a cake. I also ate it for you."

"What do cannibals put in their soup? Ramen! -------- Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching."

"LESBIANS' FLOORING Q. Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor? A. They're all laid with tongue and groove."

"How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? Liberals: Changing the bulb is too extreme. Let's fix the current one in the dark."