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Joke of the Day

"The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing"

"99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code Take one down, patch it around, 126 bugs in the code"

"Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use by date? It was mayhem."

"What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"

"Did you hear about the Italian husband who was talking during his sleep? He ended up giving his wife a black eye"

"A cop stops an electron for speeding. He says ""Did you know you were going 100 mph?"" ""Great"", says the electron, ""now I'm lost!"""

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? The same middle name."

"What did the cannibal comedian say as he battled through his steak dinner? Tough crowd."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."

"Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police? Because the g is silent"