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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wannabe model? A poser!"
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"pranking neighborhood teens by pulling my car into their driveway & putting a bow on it so they think their parents bought it for them"
"Today I learned to count in Taiwanese... TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!"
"Someone: What are you up to? Me: Fuxing with all my facebook friends via their newsfeeds. You?"
"I'm so depressed, Radiohead is cheering me up."
"Captain: You're suspended. Turn in ur badge and gun. [he does, but immediately grows a new badge and gun] Godammit, u were born to be a cop."
"Here's a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?"
"Officer, I know I was speeding, but you have to let me go. I'm running late to a concert and I'm the guy who brings the giant beach ball."
"Why are 25 of the 26 letters in the English alphabet problematic to Jewish people? Because they're not C's."
"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!"