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Joke of the Day

"What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs? Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one."

"the fact that im 29 and buttholes and poop are still really funny to me says more about the staying power of buttholes than it does about me"

"John Cena wakes up in the hospital Cena : Where am I? Nurse : I.C.U Cena : No you can't"

"Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band."

"So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam"

"Sometimes I picture my wedding and other times I take off one pant leg stare into nothing for 15 minutes then take off the other leg"

"So Porifera are hanging out in the ocean 680 million years ago.. ..when a Ctenophore swims by. One to the other asks, ""What just happened there?"" Buddy says ""Eumetazoa."""

"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."

"All I want to know is, what idiot named it a zipper...And not a penis flytrap?"

"My penis just lost its job. If anyone knows any holes it can fill let me know."