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Joke of the Day
"John Cena wakes up in the hospital Cena : Where am I? Nurse : I.C.U Cena : No you can't"
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"There's a C cup, a T cup, and a P cup The C cup is for drinking coffee The T cup is for drinking tea And the P cup is used to get a Mexican to work"
"Growing up in a household dominated by females, you learn: 1. The importance of listening 2. 101 euphemisms for ""the monthly visitor"""
"There are 10 types of people 1. Those who understand binary 2. Those who don't 3. Those who sneak tertiary into their jokes"
"Feminine hygiene jokes are the worst form of humor Period."
"The cheetah is the fastest land mammal right after a politician backpedaling about an opinion he didn't want the public to know about"
"Why do blondes have bruises on their bellybuttons? Because blonde guys aren't that smart either"
"How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person? The hypocrite's the one that exists."
"[OC] What do you call a Latino on a bike? Juan less car (one less car)"
"Close your eyes. Now imagine a peaceful meadow. That meadow represents your betrayal. I told you to close your eyes, but you kept reading."